The radio made an awkward static noise as it's dial was eased into place on the San Paro Classics station. The figure sitting behind the wheel of the decrepit van adjusted his red tie and carefully positioned his sunglasses over his eyes while humming along with the music coming out of the stereo. He takes the opportunity to lean down towards the brown upholstered floor of the van, ignoring the spilled drink from the vehicles previous owner. Humming away he cautiously works away at the wiring for the air bag. As the knife slides through the final wire the man replaces it in his suit jacket as he takes a break from his humming and two simple words escape his deep voice.
"Safety first."
He sits back upright and adjusts the rear view mirror clicking the seatbelt into place as he sighs, looks both ways to check for oncoming traffic and pedestrians. Nothing. The engine roars to life at least in so much as a stolen 1989 cargo van's engine can roar. The coast is clear and the foot floors the accelerator. The van rushes forward and crashes into the window of the store and backs out, revealing the new extra wide opening. The seatbelt clicks and is removed as the driver opens the door, dusting off his white suit jacket and black pants while he strolls to the back of the van, opening the cargo doors. He goes to the front of the shop walking through his new contribution to the architecture and begins carrying out small electronics, loading them into the back of the van, a laptop, an arm full of blackberries.
A smile cracked the bandit's face as he noticed the radio was still playing and he began softly singing along with it.
"I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king.
I've been up and down and over and out.
And I know one thing..."
"Safety first."
He sits back upright and adjusts the rear view mirror clicking the seatbelt into place as he sighs, looks both ways to check for oncoming traffic and pedestrians. Nothing. The engine roars to life at least in so much as a stolen 1989 cargo van's engine can roar. The coast is clear and the foot floors the accelerator. The van rushes forward and crashes into the window of the store and backs out, revealing the new extra wide opening. The seatbelt clicks and is removed as the driver opens the door, dusting off his white suit jacket and black pants while he strolls to the back of the van, opening the cargo doors. He goes to the front of the shop walking through his new contribution to the architecture and begins carrying out small electronics, loading them into the back of the van, a laptop, an arm full of blackberries.
A smile cracked the bandit's face as he noticed the radio was still playing and he began softly singing along with it.
"I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king.
I've been up and down and over and out.
And I know one thing..."