Eleutherophobia Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:13 pm
I had this old plastic Casio a few years back. One of those cheap plastic ones that have the alarm buzzer and the light-up button and all that, right? Okay, so I wake up one morning, and I'm not happy with where I am - and worse than that, my damn watch is gone. So I check my pockets and all that, and, no joke, I find the clasp - it was like this little rubber belt pin and slide - tuck into my jumper.
So, anyway, it never turned up, and I picked up another one a week or so later. Okay, though, best part - like two months later, a decent chunk of time. I'm up in Hampton Green, yeah? Bastion of posh metropolitan living. And there's some double-knit bum tuck into himself at the corner, and he holds his hand out toward me. You'd know it - there's the damn watch; I mean, I wouldn't know for certain, it was just a dimestore thing, but the band was held together with duct tape where the clasp would've been, right? Oh well, though, I figured. If he thought he needed to keep time that badly, he could have it.
The second hand jams up on my new one, though.
(We'd be thrilled to have you join us, SK. Welcome.)