Personal ad. Got it!
Name: Joshua
Hometown: Wheretheheartisville
Height: 7'1" (Give or take a foot. Take, definitely take.)
Weight: Awesome
Measurements: big/small/cute
Hike:...It's a football joke I think.
Turn ons: Attractive women, sexy clothing or not clothing, the platonic ideal of goodlookingness, nothing weird that I'm hiding from you.
Turn offs: Unattractive ladies and men, non-sexy clothing especially ties unless worn in a sexy way (Never mind I can't think of any un-sexy way to wear a tie so ties are fine.), the platonic idea of ugly broads (That's a thing, right?), Wait, unless the tie is being worn by me, at a funeral of an attractive woman big turn off,
Most exciting experience: Writing this answer.
My idea of a romantic evening involves: An attractive woman, no ties probably and lots of talk about Greek philosophy, obviously.
Naughty secret: I'm in the witness protection program and I'm not supposed to tell anyone. Shh! I'm bad.
Oh, not that kind of personal ad? Well, that's embarrassing.
Lets see, what to tell? Like it says up there, I'm Joshua or Josh. Probably Josh, unless you're my mother. In which case I'll have to ask why you're playing APB. I don't work because I won the death lottery (You can put that together yourself.) not having to work gives me a lot of free time to peruse my interests, which at this point in my life are just games (Like this one) and music. Not a bad life if I do say so myself, and I do. Uh, what else? I live in New York City where I am a career hipster. That's about it.
Name: Joshua
Hometown: Wheretheheartisville
Height: 7'1" (Give or take a foot. Take, definitely take.)
Weight: Awesome
Measurements: big/small/cute
Hike:...It's a football joke I think.
Turn ons: Attractive women, sexy clothing or not clothing, the platonic ideal of goodlookingness, nothing weird that I'm hiding from you.
Turn offs: Unattractive ladies and men, non-sexy clothing especially ties unless worn in a sexy way (Never mind I can't think of any un-sexy way to wear a tie so ties are fine.), the platonic idea of ugly broads (That's a thing, right?), Wait, unless the tie is being worn by me, at a funeral of an attractive woman big turn off,
Most exciting experience: Writing this answer.
My idea of a romantic evening involves: An attractive woman, no ties probably and lots of talk about Greek philosophy, obviously.
Naughty secret: I'm in the witness protection program and I'm not supposed to tell anyone. Shh! I'm bad.
Oh, not that kind of personal ad? Well, that's embarrassing.
Lets see, what to tell? Like it says up there, I'm Joshua or Josh. Probably Josh, unless you're my mother. In which case I'll have to ask why you're playing APB. I don't work because I won the death lottery (You can put that together yourself.) not having to work gives me a lot of free time to peruse my interests, which at this point in my life are just games (Like this one) and music. Not a bad life if I do say so myself, and I do. Uh, what else? I live in New York City where I am a career hipster. That's about it.
