We’re not asking you for your name, age, height, weight, favorite color, and which way you part your hair – if you want, you’re welcome to post any and all of that in the Personals section. In our application, we want to know what makes you stand out. Think of it as more of an audition – show off what makes you special. If you look at some of the previous applicants’ submissions, you’ll see that a good amount express that with a short bit of writing. While this is the ideal way of applying, it is hardly necessary.
So, to apply, you can write a story, sing a song, draw a picture, record a video, even teach us how to love. Or, if you’re not comfortable with any of that, simply tell us why you’ve come here. Most importantly, show us something memorable.
To apply, take out an ad in our Classifieds section. We'll strike up a conversation with you soon after. Once you're accepted you're name will be on our Roster. After all of that business, phone Eleutherophobia within the city to join our ranks. If, at any time, my phone is off, please try Delinquent or Navron. Otherwise, send me a piece of mail indicating the same. Good luck!
